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Saturday, July 22, 2006

Who took my cheese? I've just returned from the first birthday party I've ever attended for a one-year old.  The magic that was Chuck E. Cheese in my youth has become an overwhelming hellscape of screaming children in tight spaces and horrifying, dead-eyed plastic automatons mumbling through a distant P.A.  Imagined without the bright lights and wall-to-wall little people, Stephen King would have enough material for a trilogy.  It wasn't like that when I was a kid, right?

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