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Not how I remembered

I've just returned from the first birthday party I've ever attended for a one-year old. The magic that was Chuck E. Cheese in my youth has become an overwhelming hellscape of screaming children in tight spaces and horrifying, dead-eyed plastic automatons mumbling through a distant P.A. Imagined without the bright lights and wall-to-wall little people, Stephen King would have enough material for a trilogy. It wasn't like that when I was a kid, right?

posted on Saturday, July 22, 2006 11:41 PM

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# re: Not how I remembered
Bonnita
Posted @ 7/23/2006 1:30 AM
yeah. it was like that. we just repressed that part of the nightmare! precisely the reason i only do birthday parties at home!!! :) We just did a one-year-old celebration thursday! quite a milestone.
# re: Not how I remembered
Jordan
Posted @ 8/25/2006 11:40 PM
The email I'm trying to use for you is blackholing me. I won't put it here, though. Nasty spam farmers.

And I guess you're married, so I guess you didn't notice, but I always wanted to go into a Chuck E. Cheese and go MILF hunting.

You know that they're there, and you know that they put out. Cuz if they didn't, they wouldn't have kids, would they?

-Jordan
# re: Not how I remembered
Ryan [admin]
Posted @ 8/31/2006 8:21 AM
Dude, you're too funny. And it's definitely been a while since you've seen Chucky too; it's the last place on earth that would make you think about sex. What about funerals? Find a widow and reel her in, eh?
# re: Not how I remembered
gilbert
Posted @ 10/11/2006 12:17 PM
But, they still sell beer right?

Or maybe not in Florida. Bummer.

mmmmmmmmmmmm beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer...

g.
# re: Not how I remembered
Tommy
Posted @ 11/14/2006 7:41 AM
You saw the movie as a kid, and as an adult you peeked behind the curtain. Magic Gone.

The Grand and Almight,
Wizard of Oz

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