This method just returns Ryan's System Time. This method (a.k.a. the Unf*cker) censors profanity from a string. Returns various information based on 5-digit ZIP code string. Returns a random quote and assoc. info from America's champion of mediocrity. Returns a random quote from everyone's favorite idiot. This method just returns Ryan's System Time. This method (a.k.a. the Unf*cker) censors profanity from a string. Returns various information based on 5-digit ZIP code string. Returns a random quote and assoc. info from America's champion of mediocrity. Returns a random quote from everyone's favorite idiot. This method just returns Ryan's System Time. This method (a.k.a. the Unf*cker) censors profanity from a string. Returns various information based on 5-digit ZIP code string. Returns a random quote and assoc. info from America's champion of mediocrity. Returns a random quote from everyone's favorite idiot.