The following operations are supported. For a formal definition, please review the Service Description.
Returns a random quote and assoc. info from America's champion of mediocrity.
Returns a random quote from everyone's favorite idiot.
Returns various information based on 5-digit ZIP code string.
This method just returns Ryan's System Time.
This method (a.k.a. the Unf*cker) censors profanity from a string.